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[clayking]

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[fireshow]

well it's not like i'm gonna live in some shitty apartment
when i've got a king of hell for my husband

[clayking]

Oh my, look at that. You have standards now.
Heh. I'll make sure to find a new property as quickly as possible.

[fireshow]

like i said
can be a christmas gift
or yule gift
whatever

[clayking]

Not sure hell celebrates Christmas but I take your point.
I'll make sure it has enough room for everything you'd want. And hey, fuck you in every one of them.

[fireshow]

that's why i love daddy

[clayking]

Heh. Is that why? careful with that word, sweetheart.
I just want a place you can be happy in.

[fireshow]

what's wrong?
don't want me to call you daddy anymore?

[clayking]

Oh no. I do. I just mean I'll bend you over the nearest surface if you do.
Nothings wrong. Promise.

[fireshow]

and here i was worried
you didn't want to be daddy anymore

[clayking]

The moment I become less depraved, is the moment you should truly worry John.

[fireshow]

i'll keep it in mind

[clayking]

Good.

I missed you, you know.

[fireshow]

yeah?
you know i'm always around

[clayking]

I know.
Just worth saying, I suppose.
Will you want your own room at the new place?

[fireshow]

a writing room yeah
but not a bedroom

[clayking]

Let me guess- I can't bend you over that desk?

[fireshow]

not if i'm working :)

[clayking]

Wow. Such a strict husband.
All right- all right.

[fireshow]

so can i ask you something?

[clayking]

Obviously.
What is it?

[fireshow]

is krampus a real thing where you're from?

[clayking]

Why would he not be? Though he was temporally killed by the witch Grýla. Just one of the many failures of those witches.

[fireshow]

was he like a buddy of yours?

[clayking]

I never knew him socially, if that's what you meant. He had a particular love of stealing children to turn them into toys. He was something chaotic in the world- but he was a part of the demonkind. Just not...part of our kingdom in the same sense.

[fireshow]

but if you needed his help for something
would he help you?